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I have high standards for myself as well as for the gentlemen that I choose to spend time with. On this page you will find my expectations for everything from our initial contact to the conclusion of our session. Following these common sense guidelines will ensure us of having a wonderful time together that we will both remember with a special twinkle in our eye.
When we are together, you will find that I am relaxed, easy going, fun and playful. These guidelines are not things I naturally feel comfortable addressing during the time we should be spending enjoying each other, so please read this page carefully well in advance of our visit. The focus of our time should be on sensual pleasures and not on an embarrassing faux pas that shuts things down before they even begin.
The etiquette expectations that I’ve spelled out below are what’s commonly expected by the ladies you will meet. Experienced hobbyists already conduct themselves this way as second nature, but I’ve found that newbies who do not know the ropes yet often make serious etiquette blunders that put us both in unwanted, dangerous, upsetting or embarrassing situations. I’m not trying to be bossy here, but after being shorted one too many times, being taken advantage of by major time-stealers, being hustled by hagglers, and having my senses sorely offended by stinky man-parts, well, I just decided to spell it ALL out.
So here goes!
INITIAL CONTACT
Serious inquiries only please. To contact me, you must either fill out the screening form on my website’s Contact page or if you have a Preferred411 or Date-Check membership, send me a message through those websites. If you do not want to fill out the contact form completely and do not want to be screened, please, don’t waste my time or your time. I will not see you. Period.
I prefer to see mature, smart, thoughtful men. I’m most impressed when a gentleman takes the time to acquaint himself with the information I have provided on my website. I know he is serious about meeting me when he fills out the contact form completely and carefully. Our visit starts off on a very positive note when from the first moment of contact, he has shown me his warmth, his class and his intelligence by following these simple requests.
BEFORE WE MEET
For obvious reasons, I cannot discuss services or donations in email or on the phone. These topics are covered here on my website. (Take a few moments to look over my Review entries to see what previous clients have experienced with me.)
I treat others with kindness, dignity and respect. If at any time I feel uncomfortable, unsafe, or disrespected, all contact with be terminated. All donations are for my time only and are Non-Negotiable. Please do not disrespect me by attempting to haggle.
UPON ARRIVAL
To ensure my physical and legal safety, after our initial greeting you will need to show me your ID that matches the information you gave me for screening. I’m not interested in seeing your address, only your name and photo on an official drivers license, military ID, or passport, so feel free to cover the address when you show me your identification (however, trust me, I wouldn’t remember an address from a brief look, so either way, no worries).
Donation must be presented in a discreet manner, preferably on my desk and the donation fanned out OR placed on the bathroom counter (On Tour) before we begin our session. If this has not been done, our session will not continue. You should know the proper donation amount and have it correctly counted and ready before you or I arrive. Please do not place us in the uncomfortable and awkward situation of being short on the donation amount. Extra time not originally planned for can nearly always be accommodated. The rate for that is $100/half-hour. Be aware of this amount beforehand so that there are no questions on donation during our visit.
Please do not mention, discuss or refer to money during our visit.
HOTELS
When you get to the hotel, it’s more discreet and draws less attention if you’ll wait and call from your car instead of calling from the lobby. Depending on the hotel and the room location, I may have you park near a particular side or rear entrance so that I can let you in that way. (Another reason to call from your car.)
Also, there’s no need to feel nervous or odd when you walk through the hotel lobby to the elevators. As long as you are nicely dressed, well-groomed, and walk through like you have a good reason to be there, no one is going to question you or even think twice about you. The hotel staff aren’t there to hassle guests at these kinds of upscale locations. You might be greeted with a friendly hello, but that’s about it.
AT OUR SESSION
I will not see anyone who comes to our appointment drunk or high. I don’t use drugs and I will have absolutely no contact with drugs nor anyone using drugs. A person who is impaired in this way is not safe and is not fun. I never want to feel unsafe or out of control of a situation, so please respect me and our time together by being sober.
IMPECCABLE HYGIENE
I really shouldn’t have to spell this out, but oh my, it’s apparently not as obvious as I thought, so I’ll get specific:
Be *freshly* showered (your morning shower before a full day at work doesn’t count), *use soap and a washcloth* (yes, this should be obvious, but you’d be surprised…). Give extra attention *with soap and washcloth* to those special parts - you know which ones! If you’d like some detailed tutoring on how to clean a certain area - check out this hilarious “Best of Craigslist” post entitled ASS CLEANING TIPS!
If you are coming straight from work and don’t have time to shower, don’t worry, I’ll be happy to wait while you take a few minutes to shower and freshen up when you arrive. After taking that five minutes to shower, you will be richly rewarded for your efforts!
No toothbrush handy? Then breath mints or gum, they’re a good thing! If you’re a smoker or a coffee drinker, this detail is very important. I almost always have mouthwash on hand.
For “bonus points”… a bit of “personal trimming” isn’t required, but it is much appreciated by a lady. Less (or no) hair in certain areas greatly reduces that smelly “man junk funk” we ladies dread. I thoroughly enjoy orally exploring new territory and I just can’t resist spending nice, sensual, quality time pleasuring “the boys” when they are nice and smooth.
A shaved face (I don’t mean cut off your beard or mustache if you’ve got one, just a stubble-free face in areas that you do shave) and freshly trimmed, non-jagged nails are also very nice, and will help me avoid discomfort during certain activities.